i have a bad habit.

that is changing my blog's url.

OFFICIALLY CHANGED TO http://thechickafiliation.blogspot.com/ (:

my mood hasn't been the best this few days.

honestly, i didnt enjoy the sentosa chalet at all.

i can sense PMS big time.

alright so we were at IKEA last night.

mummy wanted to get some housewares.

& we had supper as well.

meatball spagetti almond cake & nuggets & fries.

man of a 100 voices (credits to meiling)

guess many of you might have seen this before:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcl_FjicM9k

but for those who haven't, like the title suggests,

it is about a man imitating a hunderd voices

(be it cartoon cahracters or real people)

all in under 5 minutes. enjoy!

CHAN CHALET 2008

IM SO LAZY TO BLOGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

*super pout* (pauses)

ANYWAY.

im getting really fed up. fed up about the release date.

SO IS IT 21st 25th OR 29th?

angel told me its 21st, veron told me its 25th & yechao tells me its 29th.

GREAT. i dont care anymore. ill just watch out for the news.

okay ive got quite some random stuff here today.

***MUST WATCH DEAL OR NO DEAL HUNKS SPECIAL!!!

omg. they are sooooooooooooooo HOT.

not all thoguh. top three favs: Nick Lam, Chris Phua & Fajr Rhers.

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT.

12th Jan o7

DA SAO CAME OVER TO MAKE CHEESECAKE!!

woahahahahahhaha. shiok man.

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

she even bought strawberries this time so that we could decorate the cake.

pretty strawberries >.<

we were making one small, one medium & one large cheesecake.

the small one for da sao to bring home.

the medium one for kor to finish.

(he's a monster. he actually ate like 3/4 of the cake in one day)
the large one is for the rest of us to share!

okay so three large cadbury white chocolate bars were needed.

we left the chocolate to melt for too long & it dried up

making it impossible to use.

since da sao paid for the groceries this time,

i thought it would only be polite to pay for the replacements.

tina went to get three white chocolate bars again.

CHI CHING! *12 bucks gone* -.-`

tried not to think about it. haha. think of the yummy cheesecake!

seeeeeeeeeeee. i came up with this design & decorated it alllllllllll by myself :D
nice righttttttttttttttttt. hahahahahahahha.

POKAY! 13th Jan o7

this is why i love home-cooked food.

sen sen sen sen sentoosaaaaaaaaa!

thanks to 5th aunt, we get to stay for one night.

i really take my hat off to my grandma sometimes.

she is SUPER FIT LOR!

we had to walk from the beach station to the resort.

which is simply T.I.R.I.N.G.

it was hot (hot not warm) it was a long way & even i felt it was torturing.

i remember when we were in hong kong,

those never ending stairs in the MTR stations,

& although we had to WALK everywhere,

grandma never complained.

no difference this time.
she's strong man.

now, let my sister express our moods while walking.

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH IM A HOUSE GUESTTTTTTTTTTT

stupid sun burn my hair.
i had to take a picture of his gay-ish pants

this is the legendary super fit grandma
all of them were taking an afternoon nap in the room so i brought min hui out to look for khim.

then mummy & grandma took min hui away ):

we took the skyrideeeeeeeeee

(for your information im not a noob ive taken the ride before)
high high into the skyyyyy

HAHAHA LOOK AT HOW HE IS SITTING. noob. HAHAHAHAHHA
the CORRECT way. >.< (exposure of fat thighs regretted)
HANG ON!

im gonna be down there joining them in a while.

(you must be an idiot to believe such a stiff expression)
LUUGGGG -GER! is how we pronounce it.

I WON! I WON! I WON!!!!! i waS taking the lead all along lor.

until this kiddo blocked my way & i had to slow down

then khim overtook me.

HOHOHOHO little did he think that that would trigger my agressive lever

i let go the handle to the max & ZOOMEDDDDD past him.

i am the winnerrrrrrrrr i am the winnerrrrrrrrrrrr hahahhahahahhaa.

chop chop

next for some ben & jerry's

three chio bus working there. i should be their queen. >.<

good mao mii finished her ice cream.
WHO LOVES SNAPPLE? ME!

they were already in the pool by the time we got back.

he doesnt know how to swim.............................which is kind of amusing lar. my dearesttttts.

woah they tempt me man. i felt the urge to swim.

ah yi very kindly let her swimming gear to me.

was a little to big but its okay.

guided min hui & swam for a while.

mummys aunts kids & grandma left.

had dinner at sakaeeeeeeeeee sushi!

SALMON SASHIMI
the chicken was super salty.

i could feel a stone being formed in my intestines already.
MY FAVOURITE!
meiling & ken came by later on after dinner.

two super kind souls walked all the way to fetch them.

meaning us lar. passed by the luge & skyride on the way back.

PERSUADED MEILING LIKE SIAO.

i had to do the HUG CUM SCREAM CUM CRY CUM SHAKE on her before she agreed.

like as if someone just died (:

actually i regretted persuading her.

becuase the luge brought her bruises ):

meiling has a phobia of heights.

look at how tightly she was holding onto the handrail?

pulling & tugging wont work.

actually i was thinking, perhaps ken also has a slight fear of heights.

perhaps he already peed in his pants.

perhaps he was just bearing with it.

hahah. dont know leh. just like to disturb him.

WHY DO I LOOK SHORTER THAN MEILING HERE?!
couldnt race with ken.

the heartless CAB who left meiling behind.

of course i couldnt do that right?

i followed her for a while before going down.
she came back with bruises galore.

which. she said she didnt feel? weird.

PILLOWFIGHT!

khim: OEI I TEAT U EAT BENTO LEH!

me: oh. yeah hor?

(HIT KEN!)

we took a walk out the the nature trail.

it was F-ing dark & i felt that it was meaningless.

why enter & come out with only just mosquito bites?

& like meiling said, we could get lost.

just when we were about To leave, khim jumped.

a giant black ant had bit him cos he was standing on their ant trail.

horrible bite.

when we went to somewhere else with light to check it out,

there was a HOLE in his BLEEDING toe.

no more coffee bean, no more restaurants, only got 7 eleven.

allllll the way to palawan. -.-

i drank RED BULL! >.< (& couldnt get to sleep later on)

but it was fun walking across the bridge.

i like that bridge.

too bad i didnt bring my camera along.

aiyah there was just a lot of walking lar.

alcohol when back to the chalet.

ken had to leave early cos of work. the threesome played on their own.

early in the morning have to run for tram.

BREAKFAST AT DELIFRANCEEEEEE!
khim couldnt climb up the O.

this is just a repetition act of what happened.

yeah. something like that.

enter queue here? okay!
whoops.

cheeseeeeeeeecake back home.

DOPE DOPE DOPE NOOB NOOB NOOB

11th Jan o7
K box early in the morning. woah damn shagged in the morning man.
almost couldnt get up. i walked past my room to shake khim up.
and then? went back to sleep. cos he always showers first >.<

raymond who was working there was damn cute lar!
he brought in our lunch. aww. sweet.
thanks for taking care of us & sorry for not getting the choco kopi freezes
(really very ex lar. ten leh.)
he kept walking past our room & one time meiling called out after he walked past.
the last thing i expected is for him to respond.
but he gos-tan (move backwards) to our room & peeked in.
so cute! ^^
haiyah its inevitable for us to camwhore when khim's singing.

went to check out the terminal 3.
AIN DIDNT BRING HER PHONE!
couldnt contact her ):
what's more its her knock off work time when i reached. sad.
she working at the airport. cool hor?

some gigantic robot fan with an ang moh playing with it.


at the GALLERY



@.@

GAWRR!
what are you doing my little dinosaur? (check out ml & ken in the background)
ml hogging the picture & min hui showing off her praying mantis skills
posing sisters
three papercuts
superman saving the damsel in distress

gender discrimination

pagoda statue. min hui actually choreographed it HAH
repetition of the kallang wave (SLOW MO) min hui play cheat >.< believe it or not, i actually managed to snap this awesome picture

WITHOUT NG. but its also thanks to their cooperation lar. & 'mo qi'

i see my doom if i dont stand still

ken was sepearated from us cos we were on those couple seats in the mrt.

ken fell asleep. i crept over by the glass panel & scared him.

some ang moh sitting opposite was laughing at me, the walking clown.

at it again

the trains were super cramped on the way to dhouby gaut.

we had to wait for the second train before boarding.

there was this couple standing & hugging beside us.

so i looked at them, & turned back.

but later on i realised that the guy kept taking glances at me.

& i think his gf found out & she was like staring at me lar?

siao.only an idiot like her would fall for a noob like his bf.

& i cant help being pretty right? (jus kidding jus kidding >.<)

okay we squeezed into the train & they were still beside us.

so when it was time for me to alight, of course i had to say excuse me

to her to make my way through right?

know how she responded? 'excuse you where?'

i was like. nvm she's a bitch just ignore her.

then proceeded to complaining to khim after we alighted.

me: what does she mean by excues you where?

JUST GET THE HELL LOST OUT OF MY SIGHT LAR!

wanted to watch national treasure.

but it was either too late or not showing anymore.
min hui & i fell asleep in the bus. too shagged.

TSK

sorry late news: PROM NIGHT OFFICIALLY CANCELLED

there will be a refund for those who have bought tickets.

O LEVEL RESULTS to be out on the 25th of jan

heard from veron that gan eng seng has already informed their students.

10th jan 07

brought khim to the national museum today (:

little did i expect that today would turn into a food marathon day.

i was outside capturing photos of the museum's exterior when this china family

walked in front of me & assembled themselves for a photo.

the dad of the family couldnt get it right so i had to help them take a photo in the end.

the daughter was dressed skimply & acting elegant high class & all

i was standing there waiting like some idiot while they took their own sweet time.

(conversation in cheena)

her: (in super cheena slang) why dont we ask that cute little girl

over there to help us take a photo?
me: (WHAT?!) *smiles*

they got ready & i took the snap before passing the camera back.

me: er you see can or not.

her: *flings hair* oh, let me see.. oh, its very well taken.

yes, this is a very well taken picture.

me: ........wth

i didnt even use any effort in taking that picture & she says its well taken?

i find that photo sucky instead. really. how fake can she be?

if i were her, ill be like WTH?

this photo SUCKS man! my grandma can take a better picture!

& not oh wow excellent picture! -.-

& i look nothing like a LITTLE CUTE GIRL. bitch.

i dont really understand the concept of this masterpiece..

THAT'S HER! in her 70's hair, spagetti stripes, flare skirt & 5-inch wedges.

heh heh heh. i cheated on this picture. but im not saying howwwwww.

life struggles
okay we were like SUPER hungry.

like i said today became a food marathon once again.

we Qed for doughnuts & the donut factory,

& then i walked past takopachi.

OMGSH so tempting can? how could i resist.

so i bought one box on impulse >.<

right after that we walked to marina Sq for laksa & nasi lemak.

khim had two servings lar? one laksa & one masi lemak. my god.

lol monster. hmmm. didnt have a pleasant meal there cos of this:

just when i opened the boxes of doughnuts & takopachi

(I JUST WANTED TO TAKE A PICTURE LAR)

two very rude staff confronted us.

why did i use confronted instead of approach? you decide by reading on.

one was a very old grumpy looking auntie & the other was an uncle from china

me: (opens box)

uncle: eh..excuse me. cannot eat outside food here arh.

(auntie behind backing him up by pointing ya ya at us)

you want to eat can go outside eat hor. dont eat here.

here cannot eat other food. outside got seats you want you go outside eat.

khim: oh..okay okay..

me: ??? (help close the boxes) its not as if we're not buying their food lor!

ml: YA.

so i guessed okay.. mayb they thought we weren't buying anything

but just sitting around eating outside food. which is senseless thinking.
*after finishing our food* i took in two takopachis & left the last one for khim.

just when he took the second bite, the auntie

came right to us without excusing herself:

auntie: (if the grumpiest face ever) eh! cannot! cannot eat here arh.

later arh people complain, I DIE ARH!

hellooooooo?? cant you see we're EATING?

do you wanna scare the hell out of us?

she was pratically shouting at us lar. tsk tsk. RUDE.

do you just confront your customers like that?

its not as if we didnt purchase your food lar. really.

roof terrace:

right after the laksa, then the esplanade then the swensens!

ICE CREAMMMMMMMMMM.

ring-a-ding-a-ling
sweet berries
ken & ml's couple fondueeeeeeeee
swensens kept playig those oldies like:

my heart will go on/celine dion

when a man loves a woman/percy slegde

& two other songs which i have no idea what are the tiltles.

but what i have even more no idea about is why i know how to sing them.

i even know where are the ohhs ahhs & wooohhs.. >.<

so i was singing with a very cringed face & acting like the menu was my mike

as if i was singing with a lot of expression which made

meiling laugh non stop.

i think cos they're classics? yeah.

9th jan 07

DOWNPOUR

the rain right outside my door was exceptionally heavy i have no clue why.

i think its cos of the edge of the shelter or smthg.

my lousy umbrealla spolied the moment i stepped out of the house under the huge impact.

its like you cant even withstand the pressure

& have to get wet by hook or by crook when entering the house.

its like an umbrella has become useless.

min hui & tina were walking on the way home without an umbrella

so mummy & khim ran out with umbrellas looking for them.

just when we were going out -.-

so i waited for them.. waited & waited..

i went out with the umbrella, (that's when my umbrella spoiled)

i was trying so hard to quickly pull the metal thingy back in cos

the umbrella was letting all the water into the house.

then i cut my thumb. quite a deep cut if you ask me.

stuuuuupid. finally they came home.

mummy asked us to change our pants & shoes take plastic bag lar, what lar

when veron was already getting very impatient at tiong waiting for us.

my mom didnt allow us to go cos it was raining too heavily.

stress from veron, mom & bleeding thumb.

ARGH dont care lar! just go out of the house.

& then i was greeted coldly by veron cos we were late & she kena disturb by some assholes. know those kind of little boys who have nothing else better to do

& love to act beng (i hate ppl who act beng) walking as if they own the road

when they are barely 13.

PLEASE.

GO HOME & SUCK YOUR LAO NIANG'S MILK OKAY?

long way to go you little assholes.

stop bugging girls pretending to be cool when you're not.

we are the least interested in little boys. not to mention little boys who act beng.

& stop polluting the air with your toxic from your so called cool sticks.

if you retards who are shorter than us think that you guys are cool,

you all can jolly well jump down a building. man.

(i bet meiling must be laughing by now. am i right? meiling? lol)

two sisters having their ears pierced.

meiling act cooollllllll. LOL
grocery shopping! ^^
we headed for marina square after meiling left.

took a stop @ gloria jeans.

i thought of a plan to act as if we were cheenas from the main road

but veron gave herself away when the guy asked whether he could help her

& she said hold on a minute. lol.

so it was up to me. some girl at the counter with a xia lan bin asked what we wanted

& so i ignored her & asked veron in a super cheena slang tone:

erhh. ni yao he leng de hai shi sao de ar?

(do you want a hot or cold drink)

but we couldnt hold back our giggles.

so she asked what was our name & i think i said it too fast & it ended up as..

ronica. yeah. hahaha

pooookay. after that, i dont want to mention what happened.

just enjoy the photos.

on the way back ye chao returned my call & i asked khim to answer.

wanted to disturb him lar >.<

khim: er. ahem. hey hello?

yc: (of course i couldnt hear what he was saying)

khim: er..

me: *using hand language: tell him ure jay chou!!*
khim: oh hem. im er. im jay chou. yeah. i er. im kinda lost. could you help me?

yc: (of course i couldnt hear what he was saying)

khim: oh yeah, i..im at this..

me: *points to great world city*

khim: yeah im at this shi jie cheng (means great world city in cheena lar you goondos)

so er. its my first time here, im lost. could you er. how do i...

me: *cannot tahan anymore* hahahhahahaha!

haiyo! jay chou where got first time come singapore?!!

yc: hahahahhahahahaha

forced yc to imitate jay's voice. he can make it sound exactly like him on phone.

so since they all love jay, i wanted to let khim hear his imitation.

but i guess he was shy or smthg. kept refusing. hmpf.

anyway it was a funny experience.

got home & got out again.

now on the way to marina sQ again to meet up with mummy.

makan dinner! we found mummy at bYsi.

she was trying on those dresses for CNY & asked for my opinion.

she had around 30 bucks more to go before 2 hundred for a member card.

so lucky me could try on some clothes.

ended up with a white top (another lantern sleeved)

& a black bejeweled dress which is similar to ml's grey dress

bought at grey vibes. similar as in the dress's shoulder straps.

(i told mummy that she is my VITAMIN M M for money, not mummy)

reminds me of the other time when i was in the toilet

when i shouted mummy i love you!

mummy: you love my money or meeeeeeeee?

me: i love you. but i love your money MORE! hahahahha......

haiyo just kidding lar. of course is love you lar! cheh!

mummy: really anot......

me:-.-

while waiting for mummy to pay

i tio ignore by min hui. she's playing with khim's handphone lar.

edited her pearly whites.

had dinner at billy bombers!

min hui says it's called billy bom boms. HAHA

check out the photos, we are from the black society.

how old does my mom look? 40? NOPE. she's 52 this year. HOHOHOHO
khim took my camera & attempted capturing the K. K for khim.

but i more pro lor k. i take nicer >.<

to think that i can still look pretty when feeding ice cream sideways to the camera.
right after our filling & super satisfying dinner, we walked out of the restaurant

like nobody's business busy looking for a toilet when khim said:

oei! we havent pay right?

woah......... super funny.

haven pay still can walk til so seh.

the manager thanked us. hahahah of course lar. we're honest ppl, know.
sheng han called me & we drank a lil.

table no.1

then i called khim out.. his imported beer. as said by him. i dont know it looks arabian to me.
i bet with sheng han if he could spin the bottle & let it continue spinning for 30sec

i will give him a hundred bucks or smthg.

gave up? haha.
then khim was craving for cup noodles so those two bought one each

& went back to my place to makan.

finally he got to eat the noodles i cooked (just pour hot water only)

& see gao xing (:

YEE

8th jan 07

i got to know a new friend today! >.< he's yee. actually yee chun teck but ppl call him yee.

quite amusing, huh? haha.

we didnt really got to interact until he took the initiative to speak up.

he asked me to choose between two bermudas from flesh imp.
i just pointed the one according to my taste & he went to try it on.

then he bought it! wahahahhaa. wow.
yeah so we started talking there.

then we continued shopping at topman, espirit, flesh imp, far east. blah blah.

we were at this shop at far east when khim was browsing through the hung apparels.

then the shopkeeper said: choose one lar! all very hip one. choose one!

khim removes one from the rail & shows it to me.

shopkeeper: hey! girl! choose one for him! he values your opinion very much!

me: err....

shopkeeper: really! he values your opinions very much! choose one for him lar.

me: (looks at what khim is holding & shakes head)

shopkeeper: ahh.. really, choose one! choose one for your boyfriend lar!

me: *smack head*

khim: er.. no lar.

shopkeper: huh? not girlfriend arh?

me: we're cousins lar

shopkeeper: ohhhhhh!! i see! choose one for him lar he values your opinion very much. really!

me: ............-.-...............

so khim took one & went into the fitting room.

shopkeeper: really leh..im telling you.. he values your opinion very much.

me: er. okay okay. (goes over to yee)

shopkeeper: hey! since he's not your boyfriend then this one must be your boyfriend lar! (pointing to yee)

me: huh? (starts to get pissed off) no lar he's not my bf

shopkeeper: or you just get one lar! get one for your bf

me: er. i dont have a bf..

shopkeeper: orh.. dont have a bf arh. nvm lar! just get one for yourself!

me: *walks out the shop*

how will you react if you were me? i was fed up of course.

anyway khim got one t-shirt 2 boxers & one tee (:

AND.. i feel like shitting. lol.

***guess what? im in the toilet shitting! >.<

yes i unplugged elvis & im here now in the loo typing.

when i tried smuggling elvis to the toilet w/o being seen,

khim who was outside watching tv was like.. wth..-.- like that also can that kind of face. lol.

okay anyway we got to starbucks & sat there for really long.

VERONA tiramisu (said as starbucks signature dish?)
this is yee (: ml says he looks like as if he's from china.credits to yee. not bad taken leh.
yee & khim gay partners
khim & me wild cousins
& the just knows yee & me.
k we met up ml & ken at lido where there the latest alvin & the chipmunks show time was 6pm.
so we had to go AMK hub instead cos there was a 7:50pm show time there.
we had planned for the two guys to watch the movie tgther while the girls go walking around
cos ml & i have already watched A&C
dinner at pepper lunch!

we waited for the guys while they went to queue for the tickets.

the next minute when we trned around looking for them, they were nowhere to be found.

ml wanted to go look for them but i thought

they must have already went in without telling us.

as in PURPOSELY.

so i pulled ml away & came up with a plan of duping them after they come out of the cinema.

had a little treat at andersen's while waiting for those two goondoos.

i swear i did not photoshop my eyes.

testing out my megapixels.
we received ken's call saying that they were out & wanted to come look for us.

ml just went looking for any shop downstairs & anyhow bom.

ml: oh we're at cheers!......(screams out to me) YATING!! WE'RE AT CHEERS HOR??

me: *alamak* er..ya, ya!

2nd phonecall when we were upstairs looking at dresses

ml: *blur blur* we're at cheers arh!

me: ????!!!!!

ml: oh! no no! we're not at cheers already! we wanted to look at clothes so we're *blah blah*

once she ended the call we rannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn like siao.

3rd phonecall we were on the third storey looking down.

ml: huh? cos i want to go minitoons, so we're now at minitoons already..

ken: ~!@#$%^&*~~!@#$%^&*!!!

they appeared at minitoons & ken was angryyyyyyyy. lol.

we couldnt stop laughing.
played with min hui & khim the traditional teo family game: sushi!

khim's turn.

cut the sushi!

eeeaaakkkk!!

my turn......-.- mummy!

*pouts*
min hui's turn. >.< muaaaaa.
credits to yee! for sending me this picture. which is now of course my hp & laptop wallpaper.
conversation with yee on msn:

yee: hey, why do you like jay chou huh?

me: erm. i dont know.. just smthg about him is really attractive. he has a pull.

yee: ohh.. is it because he has small eyes? i have small eyes too.

me: -.-

lol yee's cute.